viernes, junio 10, 2005

Jack Handey

"I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit the high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals."

"Why can't the ant and the caterpillar just get along? One eats grass, the other eats caterpillars...Oh, I see now."

Dos de los tantos pensamientos de la antología Deep Thoughts, del genial y anónimo Jack Handey.